A couple of doozies from our pregnancy conversations last week.

One night last week I had a bout of the infamous pregnancy gas. I’m not proud of it, but it is what it is. While Shelton was complaining…

Brandi: Shelton, fellatio is just a part of pregnancy.
Shelton: (Big Eyes!)
Brandi: (Laughing) I mean, flatulence. NOT fellatio!

Then Friday was probably the most miserable day of this entire pregnancy. So in a sweet attempt to make it better…

Shelton: Let me know if there is anything I can do.
Brandi: Be pregnant.